These 14 Baby Bison Will Make You Proud To Call Them Our National Mammal


On today's episode of "Barrack Obama is the Man," our president signs a bill declaring that the North American bison is our national mammal, because why not?

The National Bison Legacy Act — which is a real thing that exists — positions the bison as one of our national animals because it played an important role in westward expansion. That being said, the dudes behind the expansion were notorious for sipping on that haterade since they nearly drove these animals to extinction, depriving Native Americans of a valuable food source in the process.
Fortunately, conservationists have brought the North American bison back from the brink. To celebrate their newfound distinction, let's take a look at some baby bison being adorable.

1. This looks like a stuffed animal. Explain.

2. He totally understands the feeling you get when your new haircut is lit.

3. Here's what I look like when I hop into your mentions.

Here's what I look like when I hop into your mentions.
Reddit / HoldenX

4. Always photograph a baby bison from its good side. It's the law.

Always photograph a baby bison from its good side. It's the law.
Flickr / djvass

5. Here's one that was born about 20 minutes before they filmed this video. Humans are useless.

Here's one that was born about 20 minutes before they filmed this video. Humans are useless.
YouTube / Yellowstone NPS

6. As a short person, I feel this little guy's struggle on a spiritual level.

As a short person, I feel this little guy's struggle on a spiritual level.
Flickr / Jay White

7. The side-eye game is strong with this one.

The side-eye game is strong with this one.
Flickr / Daniela Bergmann

8. When you think you look like Rihanna does in her candid photos but you're actually over here like...

When you think you look like Rihanna does in her candid photos but you're actually over here like...
Flickr / One Day Closer

9. Sometimes you just need to go down to the water and think about Plato's tripartite theory of the soul or whatever.

Sometimes you just need to go down to the water and think about Plato's tripartite theory of the soul or whatever.
Flickr / Nate Eagleson

10. He got washed down stream, fought a wolf, won, and looked adorable the entire time.

He got washed down stream, fought a wolf, won, and looked adorable the entire time.
YouTube / National Geographic

11. If I brought her home and pretended she was a dog, do you think my boyfriend would notice?

If I brought her home and pretended she was a dog, do you think my boyfriend would notice?
Getty Images

12. Here we have a budding parkour enthusiast.

Here we have a budding parkour enthusiast.
Getty Images

13. Such fluffy. Much cute.

Such fluffy. Much cute.
Getty Images

14. I mean, come on.

I mean, come on.
YouTube / Dave Bohlke

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