On today's episode of "Barrack Obama is the Man," our president
signs a bill declaring that the North American bison is our national
mammal, because why not?
The National Bison Legacy Act — which is a real thing that exists —
positions the bison as one of our national animals because it played an
important role in westward expansion. That being said, the dudes behind
the expansion were notorious for sipping on that haterade since they
nearly drove these animals to extinction, depriving Native Americans of a
valuable food source in the process.
Fortunately,
conservationists have brought the North American bison back from the
brink. To celebrate their newfound distinction, let's take a look at
some baby bison being adorable.
1. This looks like a stuffed animal. Explain.
2. He totally understands the feeling you get when your new haircut is lit.
3. Here's what I look like when I hop into your mentions.
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4. Always photograph a baby bison from its good side. It's the law.
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5. Here's one that was born about 20 minutes before they filmed this video. Humans are useless.
YouTube / Yellowstone NPS
6. As a short person, I feel this little guy's struggle on a spiritual level.
Flickr / Jay White
7. The side-eye game is strong with this one.
Flickr / Daniela Bergmann
8. When you think you look like Rihanna does in her candid photos but you're actually over here like...
Flickr / One Day Closer
9. Sometimes you just need to go down to the water and think about Plato's tripartite theory of the soul or whatever.
Flickr / Nate Eagleson
10. He got washed down stream, fought a wolf, won, and looked adorable the entire time.
YouTube / National Geographic
11. If I brought her home and pretended she was a dog, do you think my boyfriend would notice?
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12. Here we have a budding parkour enthusiast.
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13. Such fluffy. Much cute.
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14. I mean, come on.
YouTube / Dave Bohlke
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